Monday, June 21, 2010

top 10 favorate jokes

here is my top 10 favorate jokes

1.Q:what do you call a fairy that never takes a bath?
A:stinker bell

2.Q:why did tiger look inside the toilet?
A:he was looking for pooh

3.Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?

4.Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bless !
Bless who ?
I didn't sneeze !

5.Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

6.Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.

7.Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !

8.Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I knew you were nuts !

9.Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ears !
Ears who ?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you !

10.Knock Knock
Who's there !
Egg!
Egg who ?
Egg-citing to meet you !

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